063009

On a ride with Chris
At 46 he rocked it
The UBC loop

062909

Lexy's dad is here
But just to stay over night
He's here on business

062809

New True Blood tonight
We are fucking addicted
To a TV show.

062709

Got nothing to do?
Our infamous barbeque
will take care of you.

***
The rhymes weren't intentional but hey, it kinda works in a cheesy-slogan-type-way.

062609

The payoff ain't there
I'm not in The Drift this year
Other art instead

062509

Let's go out tonight
Got new shoes and a white suit
Time to light it up

062409

So i'm a blonde now
I hear that we have more fun
If that's possible

062309

I have a new bike
I cycled hard for hours
Get healthy or die

062209

Sleep comes late for us
Thank the maker for AC
The hum of white noise

062109

There's nothing like pho
On an early Sunday night
Corpse tea right Ivan?

062009

In the VIP
For Shawn Gabel's stag party
This shit ain't worth it

061909

Megan's barbeque
Lexy got bruised and wasted
I walked our bikes home

061809

Toxic Holocaust
Destroyed me at The Cobalt
Rock School finished me

061709

Woke up nice and late
Sleeping in cuts into work
Like I give a shit

061609

Met Ivan for drinks
The Narrows and Cascade Lounge
Tess and Em came too

061509

Met Lexy downtown
Martinis and shoe shopping
I'm a rad boyfriend

061409

Supposed to bike ride
But I'm much to hungover
Goddamn barbeque

061309

Nothing happening
That means it's barbeque time
Ready the blender!

061209

Finished the poster
They're very happy with it
But alas, no pay

061109

It's time once again
To get our rock n' roll on
Mu-fuckin High School!

Friday the 13th... the good, the bad, the retarded...

Hillarious fucking write up on the numerous Friday the 13th flics... Written by a good friend of mine.

Click here...

061009

2 hour bike ride
I'm sweaty and all worn out
Time for a shower

The Top 10 Horror Films any Horror Buff NEEDS to see...

So i have been watching horror films and extreme cinema for about as long as i can remember... More specifically, I will never forget that lazy August Sunday when i was 6 or so... I was fucking about, as 6 year olds do, in our finished basement just outside of Edmonton. This, with its concrete floors and subterranean qualities made it a good 10 degrees cooler than the scorching Hell that was upstairs as the mercury climbed into the low 30's Celsius.

My Father, agreeing with my 6 year old sensibilities was on the couch and had the television on to some Sunday afternoon horror program... It happened to be John Landis' 1981 American Werewolf in London.

Now, there was a loudly spoken and known rule in my house that my brother and i were not allowed to watch violent or horrific cinema, this was all part of my mothers belief that violent media would warp us somehow. (Repression breeds perversion mom, look at my obsession with horror now...) Anyway, i guess he figured that because it was on TV and therefor edited there would be no problem with me watching the movie.

As soon as this wonderfully graphic piece of lycanthrope cinema ended I ran upstairs into the bright summer light and hid behind the couch until my mom came home.

True story.

Once i had processed the trauma of the film and my parents explained that werewolves , even ones in Nazi Uniforms were not real, my thirst for the macabre was deep-seated. Although this had begun even earlier in life when i was unable to tear myself away from pictures of Jesus crucified at Golgotha during church and Sunday school.

Moving into my teens i satiated my appetite with the wettest and naked nubile teen filled Slasher Flics and the most exploitative of Italian Cinema. Moving onward i discovered German Nihilism, Hong Kong Extreme and well, whatever the fuck is wrong with the Japanese. There has been good, bad, and just p[lain ugly and I know 10 doesn't come close to encompassing all the fucked up films out there. But here is my personal, and not in any order:

Top 10 Personal Horror Films any Horror Buff Needs to See:
1) Hellraiser

2) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2-Disc Ultimate Edition)

3) Dawn of the Dead (Ultimate Edition)

4) Dead Alive

5) Ichi the Killer (Unrated Edition)

6) Cube

7) Funny Games

8: Schramm

9) Cemetery Man

10) Inside (Unrated)

There you have it! Get out there and see these films...

- C

060909

Look at those bunnies
They're Giant Fucking Robots
See the wolves cower

060809

Started free poster
Part of new marketing plan
Goes to a good cause

060709

Sat around and napped
Lazy Sunday afternoons
Snoozing with Lexy

060609

Ryan got married
A wedding kind of summer
Makes for lots of fun

060509

Spontaneous fun
A last minute Barbeque
We rock the parties

060409

Working hard all day
Cash money at the end though
No rock school tonight

060309

I love my family
Alexis and Sakura
They're all that i need

060209

Chest piece is finished
Crows and skulls and awesomeness
Only took a year

060109

The first day of June
and it's a fucking scorcher
Lazy summer day