120912

It's now the season
The Christmas parties begin
Sorry, dear liver

042512

Starting my doubles
I'm talking shifts not liquor
There's too much of both

042212

First softball practice
We seem to be competent
at the drinking part

012311

Still not waking up
This depression fucking sucks
Feed the beast with booze

062910

Got fired today
It fucking sucks my asshole
Good thing for liquor

060410

Board games and liquor
and blood spattered front doorways
East Van and mushrooms

100209

I am hungover
Must prepare Ivan's party
Belated surprise

100109

It's fuckin' Thursday
Did you get your homework done
Cause School's in session

092009

We are homeward bound
Flicks and booze with Jay tonight
Weekends never end

090709

Labour Day Monday
Cranium and alcohol
But none for this guy

081609

Afternoon of fun
Films and liquor at Jay's place
I got too wasted

061109

It's time once again
To get our rock n' roll on
Mu-fuckin High School!