123108

Bottles, bumps and rails
How long can I keep this up?
I can't so I won't

123008

Forty eight hours
The party finally stopped
The kids have gone home

123008

Forty eight hours
The party finally stopped
The kids have gone home

122908

Turned thirty today
I s'pose it's not all that bad
I look twenty-four

122808

My birthday party
was of epic proportions
Practice makes perfect

Home on the ferry
T'was relatively painless
Steven picked us up!

122608

Got down right shit-faced
Lexy's family got destroyed
Tis the season right?

122508

Awoke on the floor
S'ok, I planned it this way
Christmas with Lexy

122408

Pure, fresh fallen snow
Winter wonderland my ass
Off to the Island

122308

We spend so much time
preparing for the holiday season.
My liver take heed.

122208

It's fucking Monday
the same as it was last week
and will be next week...

122108

Bitter hot and black
sipping my first morning cup
washes sleep away

122008

Only five more days
Until it is Christmas time
what is wrong with us?

121908

I don't remember
What happened on this Friday
They run together

121808

What is that you say?
Off to the club we shall go
To be schooled in Rock.

121708

There is nothing here
but dust and windswept sadness
East Van, Wednesday morn.'

121608

The days grow shorter.
Night slinks inexorably.
Solitude, darkness.

121508

Monday's are boring
compared to what precedes them
at least i can rest

121508

Last night was the best
the snow continues to fall
sorry 'bout your car.

121408

Epic adventures
party across the city
Tis the season right?

121308

Destroyed from last night
I offer Simon comfort
in his time of need.

121208

It's time to go out
Thursday is the new Friday
Rock and Roll High School!

121108

Lexy, cheese and wine
Together in our soaker tub
This is pure heaven

121008

Wish I was down south
Lamb of God and 3 Inches
Fully rocked Portland.

120908

Unemployment sucks
out of bed 'round 10am
well, it's not all bad.

120808

What is this feeling
the cold nestled deep inside
that numbing nothing

120708

Now it's Brad's birthday
What's with December birthday's
too many parties.

120608

It's Renee's birthday
To bad we suck and stayed home
Porno themed. Classic.

120508

Prepared through the day
Tonight is our housewarming.
Went off like a bomb

120408

Open bar tonight
At Lexy's Christmas party
watch out for vomit

120308

Meet at Lexy's work
so we can go cheese shopping
how awesome is that

120208

Working for Steven
We did a massive tear down
There were many bugs

120108

The countdown begins
Thoughts of advent calendars
tasty chocolate

113008

I oozed out of bed
Around four-thirty p.m.
the house was a mes

112908

The party got goin'
At three-thirty in the morn'
I'm to old for thi

112808

Emery's birthday
Got the holiday's started
The parties won't stop

112708

Worked but was dreaming
of Fridays that might not come
booze, drugs and the Kids

112608

What is there to say
'bout a Wednesday with no rain
Dry, but East Van's cold

112508

Practiced with Sophie
She sure has some punch to her
I love my Vespa

112408

Fixed Sophia's light
No Sisters of Mercy though
Too tired for that

112308

Out on a Sunday
ohGr slayed at the Red Room
awesome fucking show

112208

A mellow evening
spent at home watching movies
popcorn and good friends

112108

Rocked the Lamplighter
Then off to the Janky house
till the break of dawn.

112008

She's a bit older
1977
She's Vespa-tastic

111908

Each day is the same.
Monotony reigns supreme.
At least I am free.

111808

Quantum of Solace
is really a small amount
mostly guns and death

111708

Marble Rye's CD
The cover is completed
Scanned and delivered

111608

Feel like a new man
Pho revitalizes us
Shopping for new clothes

111508

Got destroyed last night
I'm getting to old for this
The couch eats my soul

111408

It's Cirque du Euvie
Spanking and boobies galore
the way she likes it

111308

Went to Ikea
It's Swedish for "well packaged"
We bought a new bed

111208

Unemployment sucks
Except for waking at noon
Food is luxury

111108

Minute of silence
for their years of sacrifice
We remember Them

111008

Cruise into the void
It welcomes with open arms
Sweet warm nothingness

110908

Have we moved or not
The parties still stay non-stop.
I am now nothing.

110808

Erasers soft pink
like tasty plastic nipples
erotic pencils

110708

Still stuck in the East
That bitch's sister is dead
Glenda knows what's what...

110608

Carmella's birthday
here we are, born to be kings
Shining like a star.

110508

There's no piece of mind
Like a Wednesday afternoon
Dreaming of pussy.

110408

Hey bitches it's time
To analyze our bullshit
welcome to the past.

110308

It's Monday bitches
We don't wan't to fuck around
Nothing but darkness.

110208

Can this keep going?
These nights that end the next day.
beautiful sunrise.

110108

Can taste the quiet
after last night's epicness
let's do it again.

103108

It's finally here
Tired but ready to go
Let's light this night up!

103008

A day like today
A day to buy fireworks
15 minutes of rad.

102908

Mihola's birthday
Tonight we will bring the noise
The neighbours are cool

102808

I just don't feel this
To tired to blog today
This is what you get

102708

This weekend will rock
Four days of straight partying
will destroy a man

102608

Transitioning soon
Moving spaces with Lexy
Beautiful new digs

102408

t'was one of those nights
that stretched into the next day
sleep for the weary

102308

Life is changing fast
new living situation
on the horizon.

102208

Today's a day off
but only from wage labour
Art is my passion

102108

Hallowe'en draws near
Autmun nights both crisp and sweet
This year is fading

101908

Stefanie's birthday
It was a fucking gong show
my favorite show

101808

Blue sky infinite
the sun shines bright in Richmond
we shop Aberdeen

101708

Friday night movies
The kids come over round 8
popcorn and nachos

101608

Ah, Les Faux Bourgeois
Why didn't I reserve seats
FigMint, it will do

101508

Art show is over
Sold a few pieces to friends.
Some rest on my walls

101408

Back to the grindstone
Working can sometimes be fun
Especially with friends.

101308

Dinner with my love
Main streets light bounce off puddles
After, we sip tea

101208

Drinking up a storm
Sanctuary long weekend
Denny's best watch out

101108

Jay and Fiona's
It's an orphans thanksgiving
Meat and booze for all

101008

It's opening night
Hipster beer t shirts galore
Neapolitan

100908

Thursday night B Flic
The Inglorious Bastards
Die you Nazi scum

100808

What's loud and heavy
Crashing across the Sweatshop?
Mu'fucking Bison!

100708

The Midnight Meat Train
Came a rollin' down its tracks.
Corpses like beef slabs

100608

Feeling kinda down
Need to get some fucking work
Poverty's a bitch

100508

Sanctuary fun
The Janky house afterward
Roadside is pricey

100408

So fucking busy
Drinking wine and art schmoozing
Shiraz and my friends

100308

Off to the Cuppa
But not serve the masses
Their coffee can wait

100208

Back to the art grind
I'm hammering out skulloons
like it ain't no thing

100108

Jess and Sean are off
To travel the world abroad
One year. I'm so jealous

093008

As September wanes
The air begins to cool down
Golden leaves falling

092908

Commission artwork
Marble Rye CD cover
cash money for me

092808

Week will be busy
Tons to do before the show
It's time for the drift

092708

Sin or not to sin
That is the boozy question
The couch wins tonight

092608

Girl talk at Lexy's
It's gonna be a riot
Liquor flows like blood

092508

Bills bills bills bills bills
Unceasing never-ending
Today i must pay

092408

Commission artwork
is probably the best kind
cash money honey

092308

Back to work today
'Notha day, 'notha dolla
S'all bout da Bordens

092208

Monday's sky's grey ash
No need to go out today
Perhaps a few beers

092108

Hiding at Lexy's
The couch has my name on it
Doze off to X-Files

092008

Epic party time
Jess and Sean leave for a year
Standing room only

091908

Mermaid and her squid
What a beautiful couple
It's black inky love

091808

Vodka in a flask
Orange Juice and Mermaid Art
but not together

091708

Bought a new Rubik's
Beat it for the second time
I am such a nerd

091608

Today i feel ill
Yet I must work 12 hours
The Mermaid calls me.

091508

Garfield the cat
doesn't care much for Mondays
Fuck that stupid cat

091408

Nailed up blankets
To halt the day in its tracks
The snake protects us

091308

After work today
Let loose like crazy awesome
There will be no sleep

091208

Fake sleep is tonight
We sit quiet in the dark
Enveloped by sound

091108

Sometimes there's nothing
to be said, so why say it
silence is golden.

091008

I'm drifting along
time the ultimate lev'ler
finite existence

090908

Obama/McCain
Does not matter who you choose
Nation is doomed

* * *

Doooooomed!

090808

Early day on set
6 hours surely ain't no thing
Hungover as fuck

090708

there is no weekend
there is only transition
autumn's fog swept clear

090408

Aborted fetus
Dead baby in a sewer
Buckets of warm blood

090308

Proletariat
Versus epic bourgeosie
See Metropolis

090208

It's get shit done day
There are art shows coming soon
so why so depressed?

090108

Labour day Monday
Drinking at home with Denyss
I miss my Lexy.

083108

It's Galaxion
80's extravaganza
Rock out at the club

083008

Saturday night in
Why am i such a loser?
I'm not. Just lazy.

082908

It's late, three thirty
Illustration needs fuel.
Pacific Pilsner

082808

Lexy is away
Road-tripping with Rheanna
Watch out Calgary!

082708

Warm days turn to grey
As autumn creeps upon us.
Gunpowder and rot

082608

Two cats battle on
for kitty supremacy.
Daitch versus Camile

082508

Day call on Chemtrails
We are paid well, we buy socks
The life in set dec

082408

Sunday is couch day
the rain will not cease falling
good thing for sushi

082308

Out at Sin City
Genders are being blended
I'm hooker-tastic

Haikus from the past...

This is drunken style

so your bullets are now ours

You cannot stop us.

* * *

Rock show Tuesday night

Huh? She said she wants revenge

It's too late for this.

* * *

Sean Konrad's birthday

drunk off his ass on sake

I see grim things soon

* * *

Drinking at the met

Karaoke whiskey style

Annihilation.

082208

I get off from work
Before others get to theirs
Friday, I'm in love.

082108

True happiness is
Dexedrine found on the floor
Work will now be done

082008

Mojito birthday
Dorothy's sausage party
balloon animals

081908

Well, here it is. My inaugural entry into what will be a haiku a day for a year. A good friend of mine, Sean, was always quick off the top of his head with a witty Haiku or four. This will be a space to record my own Haikuistic musing which will hopefully run the gamut of insightful, witty, violent and drunk, and perhaps a melding of all four. Once finished the year i will self publish the work as a cheap little journal of my year. So, with that said, let's have at it.

***

Radiohead plays
Let the clouds stray from my sight
wet bums if you sit

***

...and there we are, see you tomorrow.

cw