072413

Daily haiku fail
I'm a busy fellow though
All work and no play

071513

Depress the plunger
Black caffeinated ichor
Wash away the sleep

071113

This summer is ours
Seventy five K bike ride
and all of the beers

062113

First day of summer
And of course it's pouring rain
That's our Vancouver

062013

Darkest days ahead
But when life gives you lemons
Make sure you can aim

060813

Chillaxing with Steph
Vegan potluck in New West
Then horror movies

060713

It's Friday Night Bikes
Electric Owl and Beer Island
These are the good times

060613

The final tasting
But probably not really
Venison and fish

060513

Covered a night shift
Which is good cause I'm so broke
Indebted to Rae

060413

A Tuesday bike ride
Hit up Kits and the Seawall
Pints at Hurricane

060313

Monday hangover
My body is revolting
My mind is reeling

060213

Two days of drinking
Corey has rolled into town
This spells disaster

060113

My whip is ready
Gleaming in silver and red
I'm a proud father

053113

As we close out May
A minute of reflection
Beers bikes birds and beauty

053013

I'm broker than fuck
Yet I'm constantly working
Makes no sense to me

052913

Fixed gear almost done
I'm gonna ride till I die
She'll likely kill me

052813

Jessica's home soon
Feels like merely yesterday
We all said "good bye"

052713

Sigur Ros tonight
They're playing at Deer Lake Park
Should be magical

052613

A brand new season
Arrested Development
Tonight on Netflix

052513

Miss my NES
Craving some Mario 3
Fuck emulators

052413

I'm very hungry
It' s stifling my haiku skills
Time to go eat then

052313

Not quite over yet
Today we taste all of the things
I think I got this

052213

Sunshine and caffeine
Back by popular demand
Shinin' and buzzin'

052113

Mere repetition
Limiting aspiration
So very mundane

052013

Holiday Monday

We got destroyed on the line

Sobriety sucks

051913

Filed down my seat post
Apollo Twenty Thirteen
I got this, OK?

051813

Work work work work work
You know what the psychos say
All work and no play....

051713

I hate fucking up
Why do we do what we do
Slow down and think first

051613

Grouse Grinding today
Prob'ly going to destroy me
I'm so out of shape

051513

The first barbeque
Of summer 2013
Gets started tonight

051413

I missed a few weeks

What are you gonna do though

Pick up and dust off

043013

Stupid rent is due
Hard to get out of this hole
Still so fucking poor

042913

Time for a bike ride
But whereabouts should we go
New Brighton Park wins!

042813

Falling down a lot
No recipe for success
That's for fucking sure

042713

April closes out
It's an: "All Clouds Must Go!" sale
Sun as auctioneer

042613

It's two weeks later
I don't remember a thing
Time to skip ahead

042513

I can't find the time
To do a daily haiku
This makes me bitter

042413

Five years of Haiku
Helluva lot of Wednesdays
Not much left to say

042213

Finally Monday
A day off is what I need
After this past week

042313

Just when we figured
We knew what was going on
They changed all the rules

042113

Rumpus Sunday brunch
Fully destroyed us today
I need to sleep now

042013

So, it's four-twenty
Not even worth mentioning
and yet, here we are

041913

No socializing
Feels like it's been forever
Since I saw my friends

041813

My body's broken
I'm bruised bleeding and busted
Such a clumsy oaf

041713

It's cycling weather
So get on your bikes and ride
Blue sky warm asphalt

041613

Apollo's working
Hard to drag the Sun across
Liquid sapphire

041513

Three hour workday
Grinding me to the bone here
Slave to the dollar

041413

To look in her eyes
Is to peer into oceans
Vast expanse of love

041313

Cyberdelia
Do you remember Hackers?
Like that but better

041213

Finally Friday
Gotta get to The Emerald
Food won't cook itself

041113

Long ass day was long
Working towards the future
Which includes more work

041013

Sandwich day today
It all went down pretty well
Turducken Clubhouse

040912

Cooking all the food
There is still so much to learn
and so little time

040812

The words just aren't there
Get up, work then go to sleep
Repeat until dead

040712

Sunday spring cleaning
Dusting out all the cobwebs
Mind; and apartment

040613

Slept all through the day
Fungus kept us up all night
What a fucking trip

040513

Pale overcast skies
My stomach is unsettled
An unsure future

040413

Intermittent sleep
I should be used to this now
Coffee and a wank

040313

Another tasting
Down at ye' ole' Emerald
I'm down like a clown

040213

It's bloody Tuesday
and I have nothing to say
So, that's about that

040113

Apollo rescue
I'm stripping the frame down now
Fixie conversion

033113

It's beach weather out
I'm stuck at the Rumpus though
Masses gotta eat

033013

March comes to a close
The mercury skyrockets
It's porch drinking time

032913

Working Good Friday
Rumpus is insanity
Summer is coming

032813

The Emerald tasting
It went spectacularly
Now back to the line

032713

First tastings today
Three salads and two appies
Cookin' up a storm

032613

It's early Tuesday
I am s'posed to be working
But alas I'm not

032513

Chilled out on the couch
It's the three year Cobalt party
So, Jamesons shots

032413

Sunday's my Friday
So we know what's happening
Monday is couch day

032313

Stephanie moved in
A logical step for us
X equals pure love

032213

Another Friday
I likely don"t remember
existence; forsooth

032113

It is a Thursday
and I'm feeling literal
so five syllables

032013

Office day today
You'll get no complaints from me
Breakfast mimosas

031913

At The Emerald
Things are coming together
I have a kitchen

031813

The morning after
Mouth like an apocalypse
Dry as the desert

031713

It's St Patrick's Day
We got annihilated
Foundation nachos

031613

Cooked dinner for Steph
Penne arrabiata
Fucking delicious

031513

Friday night at home
I'm back on weekend brunch line
I kinda miss this

031413

Samantha Taylor
One year anniversary
One of my besties

031313

Attivan coma
The sleep of unconsciousness
Underneath the waves

031113

I've been here before
An epic birthday weekend
On the couch and down

031013

It's Michelle's birthday
We didn't get up till 3
Stephanie's sister

030913

It's Russ's birthday
Perhaps a roast is needed
That and nude markers

030813

Give me the coffee
Slipping back into routine
I've been here before

030713

At The Emerald
Getting the kitchen ready
6 weeks and counting

030613

Huge run yesterday
And now I'm paying for it
Old man that I am

030513

Stress levels maxed out
Caffeination assisting
Now, off to the gym

030413

My splint is now off
The Emerald is almost done
Welcome to stressville

021213

Here we go again
A busted metacarpal
Off work and stressed out

011113

At least the Sun's back
Vitamin D acquired
My spirits are buoyed

011013

Come down with a cough
And I'm constantly depressed
Welcome to Winter

010913

It took me all day
First draft of the new menu
Let's see if it flies

010813

Sometimes I don't know
Sometimes I'm completely sure
But usually not

010713

Monday's Saturday
But back to work tomorrow
Debts have to be paid

010613

A day off is near
Just one more shift to get through
Counting the hours

010513

Endless boundless grey
As far as the eye can see
No hope in those cluds

010413

Lack of energy
All I do is sleep and work
And yet I'm still broke

010313

What new adventures
are held in the coming year
Love passion whisky

010213

Kick ass New Years Brunch
80's movie afternoon
Then there was keg

010113

Haiku number one
Of our year twenty-thirteen
Let's do it up right

123112

Bartending for Si
New Years Eve at EXP
What a fucking blast!

123012

Not too hungover
Amazing development
Now I'm off to work

122912

My birthday again
Spent with some of my best friends
Django and Rumpus

122812

Apprehension looms
Huge things on the horizon
I'm up to the task

122712

Relaxation mode
Spend the days in blissful rest
The new year comes soon

122612

My baby's arrived
I love her so fucking much
Best Christmas ever

122512

Excitement abounds
We are filled with Christmas cheer
Whisky and eggnog

122412

Christmas on the Coast
Joined by the whole family
How it's s'posed to be