121212

Twelve Twelve Twelve, you say
Yeah we know; we all get it
Now, shut the fuck up

121112

Plans come together
Friends come together as well
A season of change

121012

It must be Sunday
Cause I want to kill myself
Oh wait, It's just brunch

120912

It's now the season
The Christmas parties begin
Sorry, dear liver

120812

Stupid memory

It's an alcoholic haze

A blur in the past

120712

I'm caffienated
Ready to cook creme brulle
Happy holidays!

120612

A brand new chefs knife
Limited edition Shun
She is beautiful

120512

Holy fucking hell
A light on the horizon
A three day weekend

120412

Can't even think straight
Work and sleep are all I do
I miss my girl

120312

Jamesons whisky
and caramel creme brulle
I'm on to something

120212

I work my ass off
Sleep is but a memory
I'm still poor as fuck

120112C

Bare skeletal trees
The season is upon us
Nought but death and dark

113012

Head chef position
I am super fucking psyched
On moving forward

112912

Fuckin love my life
Every single thing in it
Beautiful women

112812

It's come down to this
An offer on the table
I will accept it

112712

Life sure has a way
Of speeding right on past you
Time to slow it down

110612

Something's not right here
I'm missing California
She's stuck in my heart

110512

Fresh changes afoot
Exit strategies and such
A new horizon

110912

The kids slept over
After Angela's birthday
Oh what fun we had

110412

Oh, the hangover
But totally worth it though
Drunk sex is the best

110312

I'm losing my mind
As each day drags to the next
at the speed of light

110212

Working the Rumpus
More like working my liver
Systems are at full

110112

Fun times had last night
Fireworks at Simon's old place
Glamour Trash after

103112

Oh, for it's Samhain
When the veil grows quite thin
Betwixt life and death

103012

It's now Devil's Night
But none of the youthful fire
burns inside or out

102912

There's nothing top say
The words are just motes of dust
drifting in the breeze

102812

Growing fat upon
The blood of my enemies
No wait, that's just beer

102712

It's time to return
To that dreaded of places
Back to the gym then

102612

I miss my darling
Her love unquestioned
and pure as the snow

102512

My apathy grows
boundless and without border
There is to much to do

102412

No time for Haiku
It is all work and no play
Sleep is but a dream

102312

Working a double
It's all a means to and end
Debt free this next year

102212

Clouds of ashen grey
A chill cuts through evening air
A cat's mournful cry

102112

There's not much to say

Went to work and cooked some brunch

And now I am home

102012

Brunch at Nice Cafe
Crisp and cold yet sunny out
Couch cuddles with Steph

101912

A lovely dinner
with some friends at The Union
Ivanhoe after

101812

Got to work still drunk
Never a good thing on a
16 hour shift

101712

Met up at Rumpus
Drank like it was Saturday
Four isn't a crowd

101612

My beard it grows long
Masculinity defined
Assured in the ways

101512

With one simple blink
October was half over
Winter is coming

101412

I have run out of words
Eluding me at each turn
My mind's a desert

101312

We slept in so late
Out of bed, straight to the couch
Pizza and movies

101212

A lovely night in
With the most beautiful girl
Movies and no sleep

101112

The rain has returned
Bicycles fade from the street
Scarves boots and wool caps

101012

I was late for work
Hardly anyone noticed
Super stressed out though

100912

Hey, stupid Tuesday
Why you gotta be like that?
All stupid and stuff

100812

Cooked dinner at Steph's
Cuddles and Kids in the Hall
Make a lovely night

100712

Out late at the bar
Plus an early starting time
Equals sucky work

100612

It's Galaxion!
We're getting our gaming on
Drinking and dancing

100512

A lazy Friday
Catching up on media
and much needed sleep

100412

Stanley Park Ghost Train
Then we head back to SoMa
Lovely evening out

100312

Back to my long days
They keep me out of trouble
This is a good thing

100212

First night at Rumpus
Not ever; I am cooking
Holy fucking Hell

100112

More of the same thing
More Save on Meats tedium
Stupid ass Mondays

093012

The last day of September
Sober October
It's gonna be hard

092912

An epic bike ride
With the woman that I love
My heart is racing

092812

Friday's become a blur
as we hunker down for Fall
Inspiration dawns

092712

Out at the Wolf House
It's the end of an Era
New and better things

092612

The Way of the Gun

and Gypsy Tears Ruby Ale

A lovely Wednesday

092512

My apartment's cold
Time to turn on the heaters
New bills to be paid

092412

I bussed into work
For the first time in awhile
iPod in the morn

092312

Slept in a little
Some great comedy last night
Hangover today

092212

It's all such a blur
What happened to September
Grey clouds amassing

092112

A Friday bike ride
On the first day of Autumn
Still nicer than June

092012

Another week passed
Rap show; Gastown; Gallery
Then back to my couch

091912

The sun is shining
What to say about Wednesday
I suppose nothing

091812

And that's it: I'm Out!
And I'm never looking back
Except on payday

091712

Only two more shifts
Almost done Pacifico
So fucking happy

091612

I don't remember
What happened on this Sunday
You can't win 'em all.

091512

Slept in until 3
Haven't done that in awhile
Watched the sun come up

091412

Party at Jenny's
A climax and finale
The last one ever

091312

A case in the fridge
A two-six in the freezer
Weekend is a go!

091212

Time to grow a beard
A beard of epic winter growth
To warm my cold chin

091112

Many people pause
And think about past events
I have no time to

091012

I'm falling in love
I must not fight this feeling
She is amazing

090912

Back to stupid work
The days are getting shorter
Autumn fills the air

090812

And back to Steveston
Spent the day on Brian's boat
Best Summer Ever

090713

We rode sixty klicks
Out to Steveston and back
around UBC

090613

Big plans tomorrow
We are heading out to Steveston
On our bicycles

090512

Sushi and then work
I suppose it's not too bad
It's almost Friday

090412

Oh, stupid Tuesday
Why are you such a long day?
And oh so stupid.

090312

Went in to open
Turns out I had the day off
Are you j you kidding me?!

090212

I had a foursome
I can now die happily
Best Weekend ever

090112

Anniversary
One year of the Rumpus Room
Holy fucking Hell

083112

Nice night in with Claire
Relaxation and dinner
Patio's calling

083012

It's burrito time
Cleaning the house time as well
Got to get 'er done

082912

I got drunk at work
Try this if you haven't yet
It makes it better

082812

It begins again
At least the week will be short
The days follow suit

082712

Hiking in Squamish
With a whole pack of my friends
An amazing day

082612

Park Park and then Church
And then I'm off to the 'burbs
My aching liver

082512

My three day weekend
Is packed full of adventure
But first, off to church

082412

How I remember
Making love on a Sunday
On the fresh cut grass

082312

And that's me, that's me
The boy with the broken Halo
Devil won't let me be

082212

Work, women, and booze

These are the things that drive me

I shouldn't complain

082112

Summer's ending soon
We have to pack in the fun
One metric fuck-ton

082012

Oh Monday Monday
You're so very good to me
Her name is Claire Jones

081912

Going on a date
With the tall and lovely Claire
Miss Jones from England

081812

I guess this is it
Weekends never long enough
I will make do though

081712

Start off on Wreck Beach
Then move to my patio
Park drinks and tattoos

081612

It's finally here
The best part of the Summer
The end of the week

081512

A horizon looms
Glorious new beginnings
There is beauty here

081412

3 back to back shifts
at 16 hours a piece
What am I doing?

081312

A heat wave arrives
A city awash in sun
Blazing blinding light

081212

I am beat to shit
Hurled my body down a hill
Near on four hours

081112

Who woulda thunk it?
Well over four hundred feet
Epic slip and slide

081012

Amazing bike ride
All over the whole city
with Steph and Ryan

080912

Oh, thank the Maker
It is finally Friday
Epic weekend planned

080812

Back to back sixteens
Equals no sleep for this kid
I am burning out

080712

Tuesday, what's to say
It comes and goes as it may
Cyclical, timeless

080612

What's this? A day off
Sleeping in followed by Church
We're here way to much

080512

Here we are again
Pound out brunch for the masses
And then off to Church

080412

Bruised beaten and sore
We're hungover and filthy
Best party ever

080312

Tonight is the night
One hundred and twenty feet
of slip and slide fun

080212

Twenty four hours
We begin preparations
East Van Slip and Slide

080112

Two day week this week
I think I can handle that
Money is for nought

073112

So, back to the grind
There are big plans ahead though
This summer is mine

073012

Laurelhurst Market
Then the long drive back to Van
It's good to be home

072912

Great steaks, better beer
I do love me some Portland
It's been transcendent

072812

My last Saturday
The best vacation ever
Brewfest Twenty-Twelve

072712

Last night was a blast
Pinball, comedy, strippers
So much PBR

072612

Uneventful flight
But I s'pose that's the best kind
Checked in at The Ace

072512

Last night in SF
Looking for cheap Mexican
Shouldn't be too hard

072412

So much fucking art
and the most amazing food
I love this city

072312

Of sadness and stress
Of goodbyes and pricey cabs
San Francisco bound

072212

Chateau Marmont brunch
to start a chilled out Sunday
My last with Lindsay

072112

Chamberlain hotel
and dinner at Animal
The best day so far

072012

Camus on the sand
Dinner at Lola Gaspar
Beers at Copper Door

071912

Woke up in my bed
and was in LA by noon
I'm falling for her

071812

I'm back in the Van
It's my one day layover
Before heading south

011712

Last day in Gibsons
Four days is often enough
Two days till Lindsay

071612

Robert's Creek beach day
Catching crabs and the sun's rays
An amazing book

071512

Lazy ass Sunday
Reading, drinking and tanning
Straight up chilling out

071412

Headed to the Coast
Mini family reunion
Before I turn south

071312

Amazing Friday
Skipped a show, went with Ryan
Her name's Stephanie

071212

Park Park and Rumps
Eesh's porch and Beer Island
A Grand East Van tour

071112

Vacation coming
I can wait to see Lindsay
Hold her in my arms

071012

Busiest night yet
And just me working the line
I need more money

070912

Fuck double Mondays
Back to back sixteen hours
Leave no time for sleep

070812

A laid back Sunday
Cooking at the Save on Meats
I'm killing this brunch

070712

Saturday on Wreck
Tasty dinner at Fijay's
Art show and a girl

070612

I'm back in the park
It's fucking gorgeous outside
Make the most of it

070512

Twelve Old Milwaukee
A Park Park kinda summer
Nirvana playing

070412

Bison on the grill
Futurama on Netflix
Beer is in the fridge

070312

A crack in the gloom
Plans are coming together
Train trips and sunshine

070212

Feels like forever
Until leave for Cali
Since I've seen the sun

070112

Oh, hello July
And Canada Day to boot
Damn grey skies to Hell

063012

Pitchers and Rumpus
Can lead to staple Jenga
Don't knock it over

062912

A Sparkle Party
The Raincity Chronicles
Amazing Friday

062812

With Russ and Jared
Ryan and Arianna
Shoot dice get tattooed

062712

My mind drifts Southward
Thoughts trend toward the future
And all that could be

062612

Thirty-two hours
Of work in only two days
I am in a state

062512

Jen flies out Thursday
Tonight I'm cooking dinner
It's all so final

062412

Couch monster's got me
I don't mind one iota
Media and rest

062312

Thunderstorms forecast
Should be an interesting night
Nature's fucking rad

062212

Saturday's arrived
But like the girls in my bed
My money's tied up

062112

First day of Summer
But all my thoughts turn Southward
Warmer hearts and climes

062012

What's a boy to do
When everything goes a'rye
Whiskey does the trick

061912

One month till I leave
Headed South to see Lindsay
My heart's aflutter

061812

The sunshine is back
Bike ride and a barbeque
The plans of the day

061712

Two minutes early
Daily elucidation
I can't win them all

061612

Jenny's leaving soon
For a new life in Poland
An end to all things

061512

Bike Party tonight
With over one thousand peeps
Great start to Summer

061412

This is drudgery
Oh where, oh where is the sun?
Hides behind grey masks

061312

I have no comment
On the events of today
I'm non-commital

061212

Tuesday is Wednesday
A surreal reality
Nothing as it seems

061112

So, it's like, Monday
The LA Kings won the cup
For like, the first time.

061012

I got a new phone
But it doesn't quell the ache
Deep down in my heart

060912

I lost my cell phone
It's probably at Park Park
I fucking hope so

060812

It's Prometheus
and then we're off to Park Park
East Van Garden Tour

060712

Finally my Friday
Cleaned the house and wrote Haikus
Off the booze for now

060612

It's day ten today

Over one hundred hours

I need this bank though

060512

The rains have returned
So much for early Summer
The whole city sighs

060412

Oh my fucking God
I'm still intoxicated
And it's well past Noon

060312

Work party tonight
We'll be getting our drink on
Jameson's and draft

060212

This Saturday brunch
Sets the bar for all others
Good thing I'm done soon

060112

I bought my ticket
Fly to LA in July
I am so smitten

053112

The world bleeds in
From grey edges and beyond
Over worked for sure

053012

It's mid week hump day
Got my humping done last night
and this morning too

052912

Her name is Leah
A dream become temporal
A night for all time

052812

La Taqueria
Tasty lunch with Jessica
Coffee and chit chat

052712

Hanging at Park Park
With a ton of hipster kids
Someone brought a keg

052612

Drinking at Crab Park
Sucking up beer and sunshine
Pitchers at Rumpus

052512

Bon Iver tonight
Beautiful day for a show
Deer Lake Park with Liz

052412

Mercury rising
With long days and longer nights
Summertime living

052312

Suck it up princess
Got to get it together
Focus on the goal

052212

Tired of crying
I've got to be good enough
For someone out there

052112

I worked my day off
Got paid like a rockstar though
Rumpus Room after

052012

Sunday fucking sucks
I got a girl on my mind
And work destroys me

051921

Up at 5am
Saturday is no longer mine
Drank like it was

051812

I don't even know
It all blurs into grey shades
As sleep evades me

051712

A warm afternoon

Beauty in simplicity

I miss her embrace

051612

Thinking of Lindsay
I'm California dreaming
She's stuck in my head

051512

Recovery day
Spontaneous Eesh party
Till the wee hours

051412

Shitty news at work
I'm back cooking weekend brunch
Totally sucks balls

051312

Today's for softball
Brunch with Alex Kennedy
To start off the day

051212

If you're reading this
I will thank you from my heart
For your attention

051112

Drinking with my friends
Yet I still feel so alone
What have I done wrong

051012

It blends together
The days and the things I cook
But my heart still aches

050912

Oh boy it's Wednesday
My excitement knows no bounds
Obsession neither

050812

Got a raise today
A text from California
Icing on the cake

050712

Time to head on home
I do not want to leave my
California girl

050612

This is Ground Kontrol
An Adams Family pinball
Takes me so far back

050512

Hope this never ends
Bicycles beer and strippers
and the best meal yet

050412

I'm fucking in love
With the city, the people
Not to mention all the food

050312

Hit the road post work
Six hours to PDX
4 Loco and naps

050212

So this is Wednesday
The rain clouds my memories
Dream of tomorrow

050112

Vacation starts soon
Portland for Jared's birthday
I'm so excited

043012

Hung out with Lindsay
A wonderful afternoon
She is radiant

042912

It's Sunday Funday
We got our asses whooped bad
Thirty runs to three

042812

Saturday's for fun
Hung out with some great people
90's sing-along

042712

18 hour day
I got nice and trashed at work
came home; lonliness

042612

Finally showered
You don't want to know how long
Clean shaven as well

042512

Starting my doubles
I'm talking shifts not liquor
There's too much of both

042412

Tuesday is payday
But it belongs to the bank
I earn and they take

042312

Monday hangovers
are becoming de riguer
I'm broke and broken

042212

First softball practice
We seem to be competent
at the drinking part

042112

It's Goth Prom tonight
But first I should get wasted
Check and double check

042012

Finally Friday
And I'm spending it at home
A long fucking week

041912

Going to see a play
Samuel Beckett's Endgame
Apocalypse now

041812

April is a beaut
Now if only the Canucks
Can win their series

041712

Busy time at work
At least I'm not hungover
Yesterday sucked ass

041612

At Pacifico
So far it's pretty awesome
An all round great team

041512

The Sun Run today

Some fifty thousand people

Getting in my way

041412

Woke up to the sun
The right side of the wrong bed
Hot sex and whisky

041312

Friday the Thirteenth
Ch ch ch hah ha hah hah
Watch for machetes

041212

At Pacifico

First day in my new kitchen

Very comfortable

041112

Movie with Cerah
The Raid for the second time
Quit stabbing yourself

041012

It's wearing me down
I receive no fulfilment
From this daily grind

040912

No plans on the books
for lazy Easter Monday
Cherry blossoms bloom

040812

It's sunny and warm
All over East Vancouver
We awake from sleep

040712

Brunch Party today
Some good friends and some good food
Night out at the club

040612

The Friday from Hell
Was redeemed in the evening
By a certain girl

040512

For the past few days
I have been a homebody
Lonely is OK

040412

Holy crap 10k
In under an hour too
I feel amazing

040312

5K run today
Not all that far I suppose
Working up to it

040212

My laptop's broken
I spilled a glass of water
Too much hydration

040112

I'm getting married!
If this is to be believed
You're an April Fool

033112

March comes to a close
With rain and gnashing of teeth
Unlucky in love

033012

To run or to nap
The urge to nap is winning
Stop being lazy

032912

Drinks at The Black Frog
Birthday drinks with Fiona
Then home with Cerah

032812

Jenny's show tonight
Red sequins and the 80's
We had a great time

032712

I'm applying now
For Richmond 365
My freaking dream job

032612

Gonna get in shape
Signed up for The Sun Run
10k in an hour

032512

Sunday Afternoon
High tea and a hangover
Totally worth it

032412

It's Galaxion
Making out on the dancefloor
To sick 80's beats

032312

Patio weather
I'm cooking dinner for Sam
Cremaster Cycle

032212

What an awesome night
Saw  L'Orchestre d'Hommes
Performing Tom Waits

032112

Finished at Cobre
Feels like it was the right time
Now onto new things

032012

New internet date
Meeting at Bitter for drinks
Jiro and Sushi

031912

Fucking Mondays right?
From the best weekend ever
I'm back to the grind

031812

It's a fresh Sunday
Holy hell I'm not at work
The day is all mine

031712

It's St Patrick's Day
We're drinking around the house
Pupusas with Sam

031612

Panini with Jess
Phone call from Stu at Cobre
I get a weekend

031512

A crispy clean clear day
A wide grin upon my face
Everything is rad

031412

Tonight I met Sam
For dinner at the Union
Beautiful and fun

031312

Long ass day at work
I'm putting in my hours
There is an end goal

031212

Spring storms are rising
My heart beats in frustration
All that I love, gone.

031112

Another Sunday
Another brunch at Save On
But it's my last one

031012

It's Saturday night
Another night at Cobre
Not for much longer

030912

Amazing night out
Great food and an awesome girl
Hope to see her soon

030812

Date with Liz tonight
Dinner at Cafeteria
Super excited

030712

Dinner with Jenny
Fish, coleslaw and root veggies
It was delicious

030612

Amazing patty
The tasty Jamaican style
And a nice walk too

030512

Welcome to Monday
Feeling well rested for a change
Nine hours of sleep

030412

Got the night off work
Which was quite unexpected
Time to get writing

030312

Alex's birthday
Was at Simon's place last night
Epic fucking gig

030212

Woke up on the couch
Out the door and straight to Jay's
Friday's for drinking

030112

Jenny's home tonight
But first the Rumpus Room calls
Hanging with Ryan

022912

Hello there Leap Year

It's certainly been awhile

At least four years, right?

022812

Cooked dinner tonight
Then rocked out at The Cobalt
With Emily-Anne

022712

Hanging with Megan
We both like to talk a lot
Cocktails at Cobre

022612

Flat-top at work broke
Cooked burgers in the sally
This sounds like nonsense

022512

And this is the way
Rejection and forgiveness
All I want is you

022412

Play the dating game
Lends itself to confusion
Still feel so alone

022312

Missy's coming by
for drinks and some cinema
Gaiman's Mirrormask

022212

Just want to wake up
Beside the woman I love
Till the day I don't

022112

Chicken 'n Waffles
The new Save on Meats shindig
Kids are loving it

022012

Little sleep then brunch
The new cook is dumb as paint
I get to train him

021912

Tumblr is the end
The apocalypse is near
I am serious

021812

Today's Saturday

It seems to've lost all meaning

non-stop work, no sleep

021712

Blender drink party
Tropical fruit and the cops
Passed out on the couch

021612

My date with raven
Dinner at 6 Acres then
Cocktails 'round Gastown

021512

Hung out with Ryan
Fell in love with a server
Over a few pints

021412

Strippers and pinball
Best Valentine's Day ever?
Karaoke too!

021312

I don't remember
What happened on Monday night
Must have been boring

021212

Worked back to back shifts
But got a date with Raven
6 Acres Thursday

021112

There's not much to say
In regards to Saturday
Megan's very loud

021012

Saw Azimyth play
At the old Picadilly
Met a pretty girl

020912

Feeling much better
Still a little shaky though
Movies with Dana

020810

Up all night puking
Gave myself food poisoning
I'm dying inside

020712

La Quercia dinner
With a beautiful woman
Her name is Cassie

020612

Arianna's place
Movies with her and Spencer
Relaxing Monday

020512

5 hours of sleep
16 hours of cooking
Equals tired me

020412

Saturday from Hell
But I got to work on time
Sleeper hangover

020312

Workout and shower
Haircut and shopping downtown
Lexmas this evening

020212

6am start time
The Greey Pig at midnight
For drinks with Tserin

020112

A chance to sleep in
A new room-mate arriving soon
A good start this month

020112

New room-mate today
New adventures with Jared
We're two of a kind

013112

January ends
Heartache, hard work, hot passion
Hello Twenty Twelve

013012

It's the simple things
A workout and a clean house
Movies with a friend

012912

I miss holding her
and the softness of her lips
her smell and her breath

012812

Up at 8am
To catch the early ferry
16 hour day

012812

Met up with old friends
Across the Straight of Georgia
All tension is gone

012712

Last day of the week
Over sixty hours straight
Victoria bound

012612

It's Corey's birthday

At The Well in Port Moody

Whisky and haggis

012512

A beautiful girl
We met at karaoke
and sang together

012412

6am open

Gonna need a nap

Karaoke night

012312

Dana came over
Slasher films and PBR
A perfect evening

012212

Slept in and was late
8 am until midnight
is a long ass shift

012112

Dine Out starts tonight
We are going to be busy
Please tip well people

012012

Never ending work
Today's my only day off
Time to go get inked

011912

First shift at Cobre
One helluva long ass day
Yet so satisfied

011812

Needed to chill out
After four crazy ass days
A couch and movies

011712

Last night was awesome
Don't remember the movie
and woke up still drunk

011612

Off to the movies
Renee is taking me out
Should be a fun time

011512

Today's brunch sucked ass
Time to get some artwork done
Vodka and pencils

011412

A blanket of white
and a warm girl in my bed
naked snow angels

011312

It's as though a switch
Went off inside the boy's head
and it was over

011212

Now to eat that cheese
Not consumed the other night
Women and movies

011112

Dinner with Gilly
Then writing all evening long
A rebel gourmet

011012

Tserin Dippity
Fated to share wine and cheese
A planned collision

010912

Chilled out Monday night
Just me and some steak tacos
Fuck I love to cook

010812

Spent the night at Jen's
Kids downstairs kept me awake
The futon sucked too

010712

Tonight should be cool
I'm staging at Boneta
Free work - Experience.

010612

Today's my day off
Spent it preparing for work
Then watched two movies

010510

Applied at Cobre
They will try to fit me in
This is fucking rad

010412

I just keep moving
Can feel her slowly drifting
But my heart screams out

010312

She is all I need
But I am not right for her
Why won't love prevail

010212

Crazy brunch at work
Enough to cause one to drink
Home now and writing

010112

We did it up right
I did have to work at ten
AM. Nothing wild